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The Boss
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Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is;
Talk to corporate! (like a boss)
Approve memos! (like a boss)
Lead a workshop! (like a boss)
Remember birthdays! (like a boss)
Direct workflow! (like a boss)
My own bathroom! (like a boss)
Micro manage! (like a boss)
Promote synergy! (like a boss)
Hit on Debra! (like a boss)
Get rejected! (like a boss)
Swallow sadness! (like a boss)
Send some faxes! (like a boss)
Call a sex line! (like a boss)
Cry deeply! (like a boss)
Demand a refund! (like a boss)
Eat a bagel! (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit! (like a boss)
No promotion! (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka! (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk! (like a boss)
Buy a gun! (like a boss)
In my mouth! (like a boss)
Fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out!!! (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk! (like a boss)
Jump out the window! (like a boss)
Suck a dudes dick! (like a boss)
Score some coke! (like a boss)
Crash my car! (like a boss)
Suck my own dick! (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips! (like a boss)
Chop my balls off! (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer! (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish! (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out! (like a boss)
Turn into a jet! (like a boss)
Bomb the Russian's! (like a boss)
Crash into the sun! (like a boss)
Now I'm dead! (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?
No doubt.
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah.
And I think that at uh, one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope.
I'm pretty sure you did
Naw that ain't me,
Ok well, thank you this has really been an eye-opener for me
I'm da boss
Yeah I get that you said it like 400 times already
I'm da boss
Ok I know shut up already
I'm da boss

LIKE A BOSS

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SoraandKairiforever1 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
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HElCHOU Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:Mr. Williams, thanks for coming to your preformance review.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:No problem, eh?
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:So you're in charge around here is that fair to say?
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Absolutely, I'm the boss...er, when people remember me that is.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:OK, so why don't you take us through a day in the life of "the boss"?
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Well, the first thing I do is;
:iconcanadasulkplz::iconsaysplz:Talk to no one.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icondatmapleplz::iconsaysplz:Approve maple syrup.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconemocanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Left out at meetings.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadaraveplz::iconsaysplz:Forgotten at party's.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Play some hockey.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:My own Tim Hortons.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconlonelycanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Get ignored.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Promote pancakes.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Try to talk.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconemocanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Not be heard.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconemocanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Swallow sadness.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconemocanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Mistaken for America.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Call a sex line.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadagasmplz::iconsaysplz:Hang up quickly.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Ask politely for a refund.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Eat a donut.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconemocanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Beaten up by Cuba.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Apologize for not being America.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS. Wait, why would you apologize for being me? I'm the hero!
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Drink some beer.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Shit on America's desk.
:iconwtfamericaplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS. Wait, WHAT?! 
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Feel bad.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Clean it up.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Oh maple, I can't believe I freaking did this! Crap!
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Finally crack!
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Puke on America's desk.
:iconangryamericaplz::iconsaysplz:NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STAHP! 
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Jump off the CN Tower.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconmaplegasmplz::iconsaysplz:Suck a dude's dick.
:iconalfredgasmplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Score some coke.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Crash my snowmobile.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadagasmplz::iconsaysplz:Suck my own dick.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Eat some poutine.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Chop my balls off!
:iconamericawutplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS?
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Black out in the snow.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Meet a polar bear.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Fuck his brains out.
:iconwtfamericaplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A... BOSS? 
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Turn into a jet.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconcanadaraepfaceplz::iconsaysplz:BOMB AMERICA!!!
:iconcryingamericaplz::iconsaysplz:NO! WHAT THE FUCK?
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Crash into the North Pole.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:icon2pcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Now I'm dead.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:LIKE A BOSS.
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:So that's an average day for you then?
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:No doubt, eh?
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:You chop your balls off and DIE.
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:Hell yeah.
:iconamericachainsawplz::iconsaysplz:And I think you said something about shitting on my desk???!!!
:iconmattdoesntbelieveplz::iconsaysplz:Uh N-nope!
:iconamericachainsawplz::iconsaysplz:Actually, I'm pretty sure you did!
:iconmattdoesntbelieveplz::iconsaysplz:N-no! Th-that ain't me!
:iconamericachainsawplz:
:iconosnapcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:OK, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't kill me!!!
:iconamericawutplz::iconsaysplz:Who are you?
:iconcanadawhoplz::iconsaysplz:I'm Canada.
:iconamericawutplz::iconsaysplz:Who?
:iconannoyedcanadaplz::iconsaysplz:Your brother fucknugget! 
:iconimtheheroplz::iconsaysplz:I want a burger.
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brandonthebeast34 Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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ThePrinceofHyrule Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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lightbleueyes Feb 25, 2014  Student General Artist
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TehEpicDerpray Feb 5, 2014  Student Filmographer
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JamesTheKiller1 Dec 27, 2013  Professional Photographer
not humin
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This project of mine:

FREAKING AWESOME!!!!! 
LIKE A BOSS!
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MidnightHalfBloodDra Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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FunkyCatGirl Oct 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I GO LEARN LIKE A BAHS :iconlikeabossplz: with my kitten and dog on my side! :iconlikeabossplz: BEST ARMY EVERR! :iconlikeabossplz: THAT I MADE OUT OF MY KITTEN AND MY GREATC DANEEE :D
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