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I'm dah Boss

Sat May 16, 2009, 2:35 PM
  • Mood: Pride
  • Listening to: Like a Boss ~ Lonely Island
  • Reading: LIKE A BOSS
  • Watching: LIKE A BOSS
  • Playing: LIKE A BOSS
  • Eating: LIKE A BOSS
  • Drinking: LIKE A BOSS
:iconlikeabossplz:

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Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is;
Talk to corporate! (like a boss)
Approve memos! (like a boss)
Lead a workshop! (like a boss)
Remember birthdays! (like a boss)
Direct workflow! (like a boss)
My own bathroom! (like a boss)
Micro manage! (like a boss)
Promote synergy! (like a boss)
Hit on Debra! (like a boss)
Get rejected! (like a boss)
Swallow sadness! (like a boss)
Send some faxes! (like a boss)
Call a sex line! (like a boss)
Cry deeply! (like a boss)
Demand a refund! (like a boss)
Eat a bagel! (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit! (like a boss)
No promotion! (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka! (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk! (like a boss)
Buy a gun! (like a boss)
In my mouth! (like a boss)
Fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out!!! (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk! (like a boss)
Jump out the window! (like a boss)
Suck a dudes dick! (like a boss)
Score some coke! (like a boss)
Crash my car! (like a boss)
Suck my own dick! (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips! (like a boss)
Chop my balls off! (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer! (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish! (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out! (like a boss)
Turn into a jet! (like a boss)
Bomb the Russian's! (like a boss)
Crash into the sun! (like a boss)
Now I'm dead! (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?
No doubt.
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah.
And I think that at uh, one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope.
I'm pretty sure you did
Naw that ain't me,
Ok well, thank you this has really been an eye-opener for me
I'm da boss
Yeah I get that you said it like 400 times already
I'm da boss
Ok I know shut up already
I'm da boss

LIKE A BOSS

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    :icontomboydudet103:
    Best. Song. Ever.

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    Add a Comment :iconlikeabossplz:!

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    You chop your balls off and die?

    :iconlikeabossplz: HELL YEAH >: D

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    are you a fan of it?
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    LIKE A BOSS <3

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    SUCK A DUDE'S DICK

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    ...FFFFFFF :heart:

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    DUDE. SRSLY.

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